Food descriptions are misleading.

It's been suggested elsewhere to show values of hunger/thirst replenishment in food items, and this is absolutely necessary, but another thing that needs to be addressed is that the flavour text of certain food items suggest they'll fulfil needs that they don't (and in the game!) - examples are Hydrocrisps, which claim to hydrate the player, and Sreap, which "boosts stamina" but doesn't offer a buff to energy, which in videogames is often the same thing.
Additionally, the consumable bottled water has the description of the crop-watering water bottle.